Sup, everyone?
Hope you had a great St. Patty's Day! I did!!!!!
So...... our day started out by going to the Frisbee restaurant in Powhatan...... Dad took Kel, Josh, Matt (Josh's best friend) and me out to breakfast before we had to work. We ordered our drinks, and when she brought them to us and left again. I put my lemon from my sweet ice tea in Josh's chocolate milk. The 4 of us were laughing our heads off, and Josh just kept saying "WHAT?" He had no clue! He even took a sip, and did not notice! GREAT FUN!
When we got to our house, we started to put all the trash and the things that need to go to the dump in the trailer.
Around 11, a lady called my dad's phone asking what kind of car my dad owns. So....... my dad being the goofball he is, said he had a Mercedes Benz. She goes on to say that his warranty was going to expire on 3/16/09. So my dad starts saying.....
"Today is the 17th, so you are telling me that my warranty has expire?!?!?! So what is going to happen to my CD player and my radio if it breaks?!?!?!?! O! And you know that button thing that will set the seat for how my wife likes it, and then when I get in to drive, it will set my settings...... what will happen if that breaks!" She goes on to say
"Sir, you need to calm down!!!!!!" and then she says that she is sending my dad to another person, so he just hung up. A few minutes later a dude called, and he said
"hello sir, I am calling about your Mercury....." Then my dad said
"I like Mercuries"..... "Oh, I am sorry sir! Its a Mercedes...." "I like Mercedes"........ "Its about the warranty" "I like Warranties" And then my dad said
"Sir...... you have just been spoofed!" and hung up.
Two hours later.........., they call again. So he said,
"Hi, this is Neddly Schneebly, but you can call me Ned" (a character from the movie,
School of Rock) As he says it in a very nerdy voice..... She says
"Ok, Mr. Ned.... how do you spell your last name?" "Schnee......... bly" "O.....k. I am calling about your warranty on your car. What kind of car do you have?" "
"I....i....its a Yugo." "How do you spell that?" "Yu............ go" "O......k. Who makes the car?" "Yugo." "No sir, like does Ford make it, Chevrolet, Crysler........" "I...i...its a Yugoslavia." "I have never heard of that car before sir. We do not cover that kind of car." "Well, I have a company, Schbeebly's Fur Coat Company. I really need coverage! We are a envirment friendly company. We package our coats in polestar and styrofoam. Making them envirmently friendly!......" The lady says,
"sir, I am going to put you on the 'do not call' list." And my dad says,
"but I would like to tell you about our envirment friendly coats!"..... and she hung up.
Later on that day, after dad went to the powhatan dump, he took us to go get drinks. Well, dad, Josh, Matt and I knew what drinks we wanted. But........ Kelsey, knew she wanted a Sobe drink, but did not know what flavor. So dad and I get our drinks, along with Josh and Matt's and got up to stand in line for the cashier. Dad started calling Kelsey, telling her we had to go........... I should tell you that there was only like 6 differant flavors to chose from. But Kelsey could not decide. She was picking every single one up, and putting them down.
CLING...... CLANG..... CLINGING AND CLANGING........ (It was a reather small gas station I might add.) My dad kept calling her, "Kelsey, KELSEY!" and the dude behinde us said, "she is over there stocking the shelves isn't she?" And right after he said that. she shut the door and got in line with us. When we were checked out and walked out the door, dad and I could not hold it anymore....... we burst out in laughter! So we told Kelsey in the car what it sounded like and what that dude had said! We had a good hard laugh! And I should say this! She never finished the drink! She did not like it! I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT THAT SHE WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE FOR NOTHING!!!! lol
HAPPY *LATE* ST. PATRICKS DAY!
Love yall! =)Brittany